Nick Offerman frustrated on phone with tech support

axolotl as IT support technician with a headset and a computer

IT support icon

a painting of a female technician helping an older gentleman solve technical issues on his iphone 14 in the style of Berthe Morisot (Impressionism), with a background similar to an Apple Store at 3 PM on a beautiful summer day, in a light blue/yellow palette --v 5.2 --ar 15:9

a colorful illustration of a female video gamer holding a controller, facing towards us with a glow of a screen on her face,, in the style of Nick Kuchar, reds and blues and blacks, --ar 16:9

A tense and evocative scene that captures the essence of frustration and the challenge of meeting high expectations or desires. The setting could be a visually compelling environment such as a cluttered workspace with unmet goals, a dramatic confrontation in a challenging landscape, or a scene of intense focus where satisfaction remains elusive. The central focus is on elements that symbolize the difficulty of satisfying needs or expectations, such as a figure struggling with complex tasks, a scene filled with obstacles and unfinished work, or expressions of frustration and challenge. The background features intense, contrasting colors like deep reds, dark grays, and sharp blacks to enhance the feeling of tension and difficulty. Subtle details like chaotic elements, strained expressions, or symbolic obstacles add to the atmosphere of challenge and dissatisfaction. The overall mood is charged and intense, capturing the essence of struggling to meet demanding expectations and the difficulty of finding satisfaction.

God I hate my job, rubix cube, super fat guy, toilet paper, office space, would you like fries with that? What size? Small medium or large?

Create a black-and-white line drawing in the style of a classical scene from Hamlet. Hamlet, with a harsh and cold expression, gestures dismissively toward Ophelia as he tells her to go to a nunnery. His face is filled with bitterness and frustration, as he questions what good would come from her becoming the mother of sinful children. His posture is tense, his hand raised as if to push her away, while his expression reflects both anger and self-loathing as he admits that even as a ‘decent man,’ he can still count countless sins of his own. Ophelia stands before him, her face filled with shock, pain, and confusion, as she absorbs the cruelty of his words. The background is dark, with faint shadows suggesting the depth of Hamlet’s emotional torment, as the distance between them grows wider. The atmosphere is heavy with despair and bitterness, capturing the devastating tension in their interaction. --ar 16:9 --v 6.0

devil photographed by Nick Knight

Generate an image of people commuting in '80s-style cars, stuck in traffic jams, and looking frustrated, symbolizing the daily grind Highly detailed, --ar 16:9 --v 5.2

a self help manual for IT tech support, illustrated in the style of the Book of Kells